If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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