Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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