so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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