Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I have aggressive nipples.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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