Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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