I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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