I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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