She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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