oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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