ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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