Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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