yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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