Are we in a gay sports bar?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she smelled like a LAN party
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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