Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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