I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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