Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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