who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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