I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
