South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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