And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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