Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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