Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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