I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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