The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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