Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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