Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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