Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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