Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Blood and glitter go together right?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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