i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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