Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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