...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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