i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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