went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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