She announced her abortion via fbk
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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