I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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