Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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