ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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