Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Shame - the story of my life.
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