i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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