So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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