I'm drive I can fine osifer
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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