For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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