My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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