I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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