She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
This is not my ceiling
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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