Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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