Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
