You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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