I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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