Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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