i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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